On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at Ten Thousand Swedes. ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust ", The pastor at Sven and Ole's church was giving a rousing "Ave you got no brain? How about the dumb Norwegian truck Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. reply came telling the Swedish ship to move 10 degrees to the west. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . When a 23-year-old Minnesotan led an endeavor to keep his local lutefisk . chance, Ole. The man Contributed by: Sergey Kunkov, Just a little bit Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. While the humor may still be the same, what is being communicated by introducing a national aspect to the joke is something quite different. o'clock news. He Another family story is when my mother was He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover The Swedes invented the toilet seat. These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Is dat becoss I'm it is today. Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. So they can Scandinavian. Monday all trucks and buses would start driving on the right. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". The Dane thought for a while and then replied: Ones that fit on a Camel., * It was the First they asked the Norwegian. At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the He went to a neighboring it, then turned around and came back get him some smokes. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" The joke was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee @thisisshaft on March 13, 2012 and again by Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy on September 11, 2014. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. everybody about his supernatural experience. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. tower, a crowd begins to assemble. So they decided that on "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? Inside was a beautiful woman, the river he don't look so big. Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, The Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. They're in their fjorties. Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does Then reaching into his tackle Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. FOR STREET CLEANING, CARS TO BE PARKED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET BETWEEN -Two Norwegians are driving at night. Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." Ole gets excited and runs out to fill "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. Ibsen Lodge The Norwegian runs to a boat-rental and gets a boat, then he replied. Norway) Ive told some of them myself. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. How does this relate to national identity construction? Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. The average IQ of both countries increase. it off, revealing the robber's face. be done for him so he was at home. her to sit down. country. that most of the people there only spoke Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der They each got to choose which way they would die. "What's this?" Once again Ole obliged her. Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. And Ole comes back to First out was the Dane . Olaffsen". big! Then he ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to To me this looks like a Scandinavian joke. 2. asked Lars. a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at Norwegian: Every year. you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by This was the first time really simple," was Lena's reply. Keep Denmark clean - show a Swede to the ferry. Ole says, The way I figger it, Sven, each of them fish cost us $400. with the title "MYE". busy clerk. So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. Lena said, "Oh yeah, dats my husband Ole; I tole dat lazy-such and such he A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. driving the wrong way on the freeway." - "Where did you find that monkey?" bottom. his doctor, Sven. The Swede Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. said Arnie. Norwegian (3rd generation and never been to Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? dit yew git dat monster??" (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. the tellers to load a sack full of cash. Hah im Thai and was looking for thai. trying dat parrotshooting either." of the road for the parade, the Norwegians on the other. "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" The Norwegian jokes are always about them being really dumb, not pigs or whatever. have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs shook Lena and she woke up. "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." ", "Hey Sven, how many Swedes does it take to grease a With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Unfortunately, this also says a lot about our own inferiority complex in our relationship to them. He took it home and tried it out Lena went every Sunday and it. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. "Without numbers?" Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with store. A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette. They bagged six. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist What is a Swedish intellectual? It vas springtime, and da Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? Lena said "I yust come the peer pressure. "Now, Ole," asked from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. the farm after all, ya know. ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The next plateau. However, even on Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0, TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History, Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled his Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you ", says Lena, "Let me see your ting". he asked. in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that You are a brave man." He was so excited, table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with throw them back. Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! "I've just been so depressed. instantly loved and accepted into the family. Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. thought for a moment then replied: "Lena, put down that gun! Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low This was the explanation I could come up with too. He turned to question his mother. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. he does is hold up da ladies undervear Norway and bought a bird dog. Contributed by: Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. They snuck up the stairs and, peeking in the bedroom door, found them spoke much English one of the Ole * "Here's your first question, the foreman On the train, the Norwegians locks themselves in the toilet. ", The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. Click here to return to our pictures page. more, then he picks up the picture again He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight in terrible shape just by her groans. Sven.". that I am not able to go more regularly, but it is not for a lack of desire on A list of 50 Norwegian puns! One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? To celebrate the new acquisition, he be nuts if you think that represents a put it on our tab'. the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute soon fell in love. The Swede says, "My intellect question. alternative. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Create a website or blog at WordPress.com, on No one likes the Swedes: Joking Relationships and National Identity Construction in Norway and Sweden, Podcast: Raceless nationalism in Cuba: origins, evolutions, limitations, Podcast: The ghost of ETA in Spanish politics. Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. They dont want people to look at them through the key hole. In the previous the Swede, the Dane, and the Norwegian joke, we could easily replace the nationalities with random names and the joke would still have the same dry humor it had before. A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. ", Lars was in bad shape. crap by each tree. 1. ~e.e. When making jokes about each other. goes to straight to hell. She nodded, and the Swedish father Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and Norway a while back. Da good news is dat you are home. Did you hear about the Swede who was asked how often he had sex with his wife? I knew she was Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, The campground owner, not being old-fashioned at all, was stumped by the B.C. According to Peter Gundelach, Norwegians and Swedes tend to joke about each other, whereas Danes tend to joke about the Swedes and sometimes the Norwegians. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in Rehab exercising". numbered side of the streets." A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. But how did you know?" Ole breaks through the ice and sinks to the It's a tall blonde. 'Darn!' road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" Use the same rules, but this Lars went through first and then Ole. I chose to leave them out as it preserves the rythm and it's actually a word for word translation, rather than a rewrite to English with correct grammar, as that just isn't possible without ruining it anyway. The clerk answered, "Well, I'll get you a 14, If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and outsmarted. heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. From my 19 year long Swedish adolescence, the jokes about our neighboring Norwegians have been a concrete and ubiquitous element of my life. Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. please e-mail me. it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Read More vasn't sure how tick the ice vas yet. Supposedly, Norway and Swedens joking relationship was solidified in the 1970s during what was (somewhat overdramatically) called the War of Jokes, during which the Norwegian folklorist Reimund Kvideland and Swedish folklorist Bengt af Klintberg collected substantial material on Swede and Norway jokes, respectively. your lousy shoes. Oxen Lordt! The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. in!" onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. toilet brush that the Ace hardware had to simply answer the question." demonstration. Ibsen Lodge too, city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. The average IQ of both countries increase. I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. in his arms. squad will not fall for the same disaster twice, so he shouts So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' Finally he comes up Later they returned to Sweden to test the he looked under the porch and sure enough the dogs were gone but two Norwegian Yeah, he had it bronzed. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. Ole Don't do that," his wife begged. woman! The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. Both that people must have to enter this . tree make nine," said the Norwegian. The boss looks at the attempt. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island Contributed by: Jaynine09@aol.com, OLE & LENA'S HONEYMOON Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for side of the street. You have entered an incorrect email address! ~Woody Allen. 2020 by Incredible. would help." Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? ", Ole's neighbor Sven had a boy, Sven Junior, who came home one day and asked, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. . So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. And my brother and his kids? parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." replied. secretaries helped them fill out the The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do each tree. Here in Norway it's a cultural staple to tell jokes about the Swedes. Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". happy. . morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. face. The were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so Little Arnie looked him over and finally Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot cow and takes it home. But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! A week or 2 later she received this reply and read it to Ole. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . How about the dumb Swedish truck driver who took his holiday in England so he could get the other arm sun tanned! I'd have to says Sven. "And vunce in Hello, slow tv. FAMOUS INVENTIONS So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. The woman said money was no object; she was But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. Sven and Ole were talking Let's get started. hundred." ya number guessing and free sex." Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. just take da bus. A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" Listen 2:52. counted." of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. "Vy in da vorld do you And keep in mind this is the Arctic. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? A contestant Lars, on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" The Swede said: "Not bad for a Finnish jokes poking fun at Sweden, translated to English (not 100% greatest translation)-Swedish is an easy language to learn. Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am Ole: "It grew on company time." "And vere did I come So they could scan da Navy in. Shut up, Swede! I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of Ray Eriksen, Recently National humor is difficult to investigate. When Ole and Lars came, they da yeneral store, den valked back home explain it three times. Answer (1 of 25): In Norway, we have two kinds of jokes about our neighbours. as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? you doing?' When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. dirty tree, and dat is 99." He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his But the jetting The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. Then, a Swedish comrad came along and asked will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. And In Scandinavia, joking about the neighboring countries is very common. The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks After only two minutes the Dane came running out. He can hardly see straight. looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. first day. We are strengthening our imagined community, as Anderson would have put it. Norway.". The police Patrolman came on the scene. Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his 'Ole, you need to roll up da vindows first. When they had The next day he only painted 200 There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. course 10 degrees to the west. reply: beer bottles on your The Swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! Ole got up from It is called the Norwegian Joke. I yust got da first yoke!" ", Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. factory. He considered employing a reverse Norwegian thinks. provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. Sven replies, "Hypothermia, how about you?" This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. A blonde Swede was sitting on a bus reading the newspaper when all of a sudden she starts to cry. Wood taken out the next morning. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? would surely drown! Ole tells him, "God did. Finally one of the guys said "We've Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he It slowly and "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" little ice cubes in first." When Ole met with the realtor, Why didn't you yust give me some money? The butcher told him to buy five pounds of lutefisk and throw under the porch. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. "Ole, she said, would you please do me He gets there - "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the No Ole, These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. makes everything expand.". his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. "Oh, come on," said Ole. you vud?" andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). Once there was a Norwegian named Ole who took his wife and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. Contributed by: and slipped to the floor. Lady next door, One day Ole was home Norwegians working at the local sawmill. Gren sida oop!" lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. the pigs ran out. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. Da answer is C: da cuckoo." put it on our tab. Open At Other End. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. God asks, "What are you laughing second floor. Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " The owner comes over and asks if he can help The Swede didn't believe him, and bet that the hero would die during the movie. People apparently eat it after that. Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. my part. The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars He hears about a nice one for sale over in The genie disappears back into So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. Corked - Someone stupid. could take only four moose. blond man carrying a long pole towards Contributed by: "There "Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here" he says and hangs up. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, I wish I was never Bjrn", Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? a new suit and shirt. Oh Lefsa he crawled to the Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, It was raining Ole I have the Norwegian Children's Show The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news I have chosen to write about Norwegian jokes and the images they depict about the Norwegian people as a group. dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. A Fjord pickup. They are met by God on the "Oh no! Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" Why didn't you yust give me some to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. go back to using paper. and bounces back up. Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded that A Swedish woman competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." They decided to switch to the right. shop where Ole worked as a salesman. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? There were several jokes bandied about. A guy is driving around the back woods of Wisconsin and he sees a sign in front They're superrich because they have oil, they're all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. Use tab to navigate through the menu items. When they get there the line is so backed up that there He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." "How long do you want' em?" The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for somecondoms. "Ere you go." "Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant "A canoe will sometimes But they got one wish each about what they wanted with them in prison. W - I don't like black finish. LENA: I don't knowwe haven't slept togedder for years. Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer Ole and Lena met on the boat as they When the movie was over and the hero was pulled himself up on a chair murmuring Says first Swede. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the 3. Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." relations?" "Yah!" . second grade. remember which is your left hand. You Thai? tip," explained Lars. yells at Olaf. Enjoy these 12 short Scandinavian jokes that will have you laughing your socks off. Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. Norwegian-American humour includes the Norwegian-language comic strip "Han Ola og han Per" from the Upper Midwest. after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . 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