Well, he did. Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies. : Professor Plum : [Drops thre rest of the glass with a crash]. Mrs. White And yet, he was the one who died, not you, Mrs. White, not you! Mr. Green Oh. Mr. Green Who would wanna kill the cook? Sure, I'll eat anything. Wadsworth Dead drunk. : Why has the car stopped? My husband is a paid consultant. That phone call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. He's the one who's blackmailing you. Plum: Im hoping she'll return the favor someday Subtle. The scarlet flowers opened the secret passage to the Lounge, but if I remember correctly, Scarlet flowers always have five petals. : [looks in an envelope] Colonel Mustard He was my driver during the war. Miss Scarlet The key is gone! Mrs. Peacock : Wadsworth I mean, how are we to get acquainted if we don't say anything about ourselves. Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. Mr. Green In the 2000 edition of Cluedo, Miss Scarlett is described as a beautiful, forthright, self-confident yet dangerous woman who has her own agenda, who is able to get what she wants by fair means or foul, and knows how to sweet-talker herself out of trouble. Wadsworth I am a lady. He was deranged. : You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. : Wadsworth : Company Credits [after Mrs. Peacock swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie] *Miss Scarlet - Hollywood glamorous, dry, sarcastic, cynical *Mrs. Peacock - churchgoing wife of a Senator, batty, neurotic, quick to hysteria : "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die.". Wadsworth : Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet : : The game's up, Scarlet. : Well, you tell him it's not true. Miss Scarlet : Most soldiers do, don't they? Professor Plum Wadsworth : The key is gone! Mr. Green Professor Plum PLEASE! [releasing Plum, Mr. Green rattles doorknob]. What sort of pictures are they? At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now? : Miss Scarlet : , Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard : : But it also means that you can't. *If*! [Mumbling] Miss Scarlet We'll throw it away. : : Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. How do you know who I am? You're a communist! Well, come on then, who's your husband? A self-important woman with a tendency to be inquisitive and something of a gossip. Why? : What kind of information did he have? : : : You were jealous that your husband was shtupping Yvette, that's why you killed him, too! Miss Scarlet seized the opportunity, and under cover of darkness, got to the library, where she hit the cop whom she'd been bribing on the head with the lead pipe. Mrs. Peacock : : Directed by: Jonathan Lynn. Mr. Green Merely quoting, sir, from Alfred, Lord Tennyson. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram. We'll all go to the chair. Mrs. Peacock "Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Colonel Mustard Mr. Boddy Professor Plum : : : Oh, yes. : : [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. Miss Scarlet If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! Well, I'm sure I don't know. Mr. Green Mrs. White It worked! Wadsworth : What then is the objective from a player's perspective? Wadsworth Miss Scarlet CLUE: ON STAGE Audition Sides Select, prepare and perform appropriate monologue(s) from the following. Is that true? She is known for being outrageous with her flamboyant life-style. Miss Scarlet Mrs. Peacock Mrs. Peacock Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for. Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? If that's when the cook was killed, how did he do it? Wadsworth Miss Scarlet I didnt realize you and the professor were acquainted. The Chief But, he was your second husband. Oh, we'll- we'll- we'll get him a car! : No, merci. He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. In my journal that year, I made a list of facts about myself, in the style of the ubiquitous Myspace quiz. It's what we call "psychotic.". : True or false? Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! Mrs. White Miss Scarlet : Colonel Mustard : And what was he holding over you? What? Miss Scarlet Oh, how disgusting! That means you can open it whenever you want. : Professor Plum But that was his job. It's not a trick. "We"? Cop Miss Scarlet Wadsworth: Indeed, it is a long hall. He was a scientist, nuclear physics. Oh, haven't you guessed? Wadsworth [on other side of locked door] She rolls first in the game because she is the first one to notice the death of Dr. Black . Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick? Are you a shrink? Miss Scarlet : Maybe there is life after death. I'm afraid you gave yourself away. It pulls up to the gate of Hill House. I didn't realize you and the Professor were acquainted., Plum: I'm hoping she'll return the favor one day. : [after everyone introduces themselves] : That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin. : Me too. [Letting go of Wadsworth] : [Smashes glass on fireplace] : : Ruthless? Mrs. White If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh you *know*. Wadsworth : Mr. Boddy Professor Plum Colonel Mustard : Professor Plum Get off me! Oh, please. I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do. Clue grossed less than $15,000,000 at the box office, and when it was finally released on VHS, . [impressed] Wadsworth So, what do you do in Washington D.C., Mr. Green? : What do you do? Is he one of your clients? : One of three favorite movies I listed was Clue. What was he like? I got news for you - it's already here. : : If I was the killer, I would kill you next. : Miss Scarlet I thought men like you were usually called a fruit. ", Professor Plum Colonel Mustard [smacks Mr.Green on the shoulder] Mr. Green : [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him] I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY! Mr. Green I think I can help them make up their minds. Colonel Mustard : If I were him, I'd be suspicious already! Miss Scarlet Mrs. Peacock Colonel Mustard Mr. Green Very funny. : Your work has not changed, but you don't practice medicine at the U.N.; his license to practice has been lifted, correct? You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? Mr. Green : We're still in the dark anyway! Miss Scarlet : Mrs. White : He was an illusionist. [opens door suddenly and sees this] Mrs. Peacock But what if you are? Wadsworth, let me out. Wadsworth Who can guess what's in here? Miss Scarlet : If we let him stay in the house, he may get suspicious! Wadsworth It seems so unnecessary. What did he do? Mrs. White In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. Alright, I'll just [Unsteadily pours whiskey between three glasses, heavily spilling it on the table in the process]. She's also smart enough to kill several people . Yes, it's an integral part of your life when you are the wife of a Oh, but then I forgot, we're not supposed to say who we really are, though, heavens to Betsy, I don't know why. But he never reappeared! I detained them for the colonel and I was going to give them back as soon as Mr. Boddy was unmasked. What did you do? No, I'm a plant. You mean you have photographs? : : The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Wadsworth : I'd say it stinks. So, you pretended he was dead, that's how you were able to kill him later, unobserved. Open them. Mrs. White, no man in his right mind would be alone together with you. : : Professor Plum Professor Plum [to Mrs. Peacock] [admittedly] She is typically portrayed as young, cunning, and highly attractive. : : Miss Scarlet : Well, how would you know. Mrs. Peacock Then, you suggested that we all split up. So, what does your husband do? Mrs. White : : I'm sorry. : Mr. Boddy : My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. Wadsworth Mrs. White There's a homicidal maniac about. : : Okay, fine. : : LET US IN! Mrs. White : Wadsworth I'm not. : : What did he do for a living? Armageddon is almost upon us. One plus two plus two plus one. : Besides her status as the only single woman, Miss Scarlet also has the distinction of being the first of all the characters in the United States iterations to change race. Wadsworth And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. Wadsworth Me too. Yvette Wadsworth : I was asking Miss Scarlet. Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven? : It should be just off there. Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. Wadsworth Well, I'm gonna start while it's still hot. Miss Scarlet GROUND FLOOR--THE LOUNGE -- 65 Col. Mustard and Miss Scarlet emerge from behind the still-rotated fireplace. So it is true! Good evening. Perhaps he doesn't wanna get acquainted with you. Nothing? : She is the backbone of the mansion and Mr. Boddy has always been kept in place by her strict work manner. : "Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Colonel Mustard You don't need any help from me, sir. : Ah! Colonel Mustard : [She grabs hold of Wadsworth's tie, rubbing his chest]. Why is that funny? Was that his final word on the matter? : Where are you going this time? : : I said, "if". : A double negative? : Please submit your video in one of two ways: 1) Email the video directly to jcollura@cdeducation.org 2) If the file is too large to attach to an email, upload it to YouTube and email the link. Miss Scarlett is the stock character of a femme fatale. We didn't know we were meeting you tonight. Wadsworth : When were you in that men's room? 1 -- EXT. The evidence against us, no doubt. Sometimes she has an extra "t" in her name, but usually, her name is written as "Scarlet". : Wadsworth Colonel Mustard : Good idea! Mrs. White : Well, he just lies around on his back all day. Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard SCARLET: Oh, who cares?! She used to be your cook, and she informed on you to Mr. Boddy. Miss Scarlet Seductive. 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